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  • user2

    It all started in Guataluoe mexico

    So 30 years ago i was a young man traveling the rolling hills of mexico. it was on a hot sunny afternoon that my wife, a local clam diver, breached the surface like a baluga whale and asked to marry the american in front of her. i told her that i would never marry a whale of a woman but the town took me captive and forced me to marry the meaty clam or be subjected to weeks of sodomy. i spent two decades forced to serve her many needs. to this day i wonder if escape is an option. but yah the couch is 5 out of 5