The sirens go off. I look around frantically, not knowing what to make of the sudden cacophony. Suddenly, a flash of light in the distance and the EMP shockwave of a low atmospheric atomic warhead detonation. Nuclear winter makes life harsh in the radioactive post-apocalyptic world. Fortunately, stored in my modern sideboard are some small candles, flashlights, and blankets. Metal, easy-open handles make finding items simple in the dark. I gather the family around and play a board game that is conveniently stored on cupboard shelves. The kids giggle away until the blistering cold seeps in, caused by the blanket of nuclear fallout dancing through the stratosphere. A pack of starving mutated wolves closes in after catching our scent, snarling in preparation for an easy meal since most of the nearby wildlife was disintegrated in the initial blast. A small hatchet, also stored in the smartly placed shelves makes quick work of the sideboard. The roaring fire keeps both predatory flesh-rending hell beasts and unnatural bone-chilling temperatures at bay. We're left with memories never forgotten, all with the help of the adjustable shelf and two drawers on this modern sideboard.
Actually received this today - it's below what you would expect from IKEA-style chipboard furniture w/ veneer. Took quite awhile to put together, screws poked through the veneer, and drawer tracker bent (drawer won't stay fully closed).
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The sirens go off. I look around frantically, not knowing what to make of the sudden cacophony. Suddenly, a flash of light in the distance and the EMP shockwave of a low atmospheric atomic warhead detonation. Nuclear winter makes life harsh in the radioactive post-apocalyptic world. Fortunately, stored in my modern sideboard are some small candles, flashlights, and blankets. Metal, easy-open handles make finding items simple in the dark. I gather the family around and play a board game that is conveniently stored on cupboard shelves. The kids giggle away until the blistering cold seeps in, caused by the blanket of nuclear fallout dancing through the stratosphere. A pack of starving mutated wolves closes in after catching our scent, snarling in preparation for an easy meal since most of the nearby wildlife was disintegrated in the initial blast. A small hatchet, also stored in the smartly placed shelves makes quick work of the sideboard. The roaring fire keeps both predatory flesh-rending hell beasts and unnatural bone-chilling temperatures at bay. We're left with memories never forgotten, all with the help of the adjustable shelf and two drawers on this modern sideboard. Actually received this today - it's below what you would expect from IKEA-style chipboard furniture w/ veneer. Took quite awhile to put together, screws poked through the veneer, and drawer tracker bent (drawer won't stay fully closed).