Gibberish is not a language...yet, someone used Gibberish to create the set of assembly instructions for this trampoline. Look, putting this thing together isnt rocket science, but youre going to need a viable set of instructions if you only want to assemble it once. With the nonsense that came in the box, youll be lucky if you only have to assemble-disassemble-reassemble. Seriously, its that bad. Honestly, youre probably just better off ignoring the instructions entirely.
As for the product...meh, its fine. Its better without the handle, definitely. Im the kind of guy who fully assembles everything the first time, though, so I found out that the handle is pretty much garbage. The pre-drilled holes arent drilled correctly, and it absolutely refuses to tighten the way it should. The end result is a handle thats a bit wobbly.
Some advice: Ensure the spring are all correctly connected BEFORE you open this thing up, because it thinks its a bear trap. Also, there are extra plastic feet - there should be a set of flat ones, and a set of...not-flat ones. I think the flat ones are for indoors, and the others are for outdoors. Itd be nice if the manual/instructions bothered to mention this, but...neither I, nor anyone I know, are fluent in Gibberish.
We bought this for my 8-year-old daughter, and she loves it. She loves it at night, during the day...she loves it at 5am...yeah, I hate this thing now. It was either this, or a drum set. Seemed like a no-brainer, really.
Surprisingly, the trampoline option was only less insane.
Gibberish is not a language
Gibberish is not a language...yet, someone used Gibberish to create the set of assembly instructions for this trampoline. Look, putting this thing together isnt rocket science, but youre going to need a viable set of instructions if you only want to assemble it once. With the nonsense that came in the box, youll be lucky if you only have to assemble-disassemble-reassemble. Seriously, its that bad. Honestly, youre probably just better off ignoring the instructions entirely. As for the product...meh, its fine. Its better without the handle, definitely. Im the kind of guy who fully assembles everything the first time, though, so I found out that the handle is pretty much garbage. The pre-drilled holes arent drilled correctly, and it absolutely refuses to tighten the way it should. The end result is a handle thats a bit wobbly. Some advice: Ensure the spring are all correctly connected BEFORE you open this thing up, because it thinks its a bear trap. Also, there are extra plastic feet - there should be a set of flat ones, and a set of...not-flat ones. I think the flat ones are for indoors, and the others are for outdoors. Itd be nice if the manual/instructions bothered to mention this, but...neither I, nor anyone I know, are fluent in Gibberish. We bought this for my 8-year-old daughter, and she loves it. She loves it at night, during the day...she loves it at 5am...yeah, I hate this thing now. It was either this, or a drum set. Seemed like a no-brainer, really. Surprisingly, the trampoline option was only less insane.